Love Riddles

Love Riddles

We hope you enjoy our collection of love riddles and answers.  Please share your favorite love riddles in the comments.

What did the sculpture say to his girlfriend?

I love you with all my art


What is mine but only you can have?

My heart


Did Adam and Eve ever have a date?

No, but they had an apple


What did the boy light bulb say to the girl light bulb?

I love you a whole watt


When does Valentine’s Day come after Easter?

When you are looking in the dictionary


What do you call two birds in love?

Tweet hearts


It is not in your tummy but somewhere above. It is thought by many to be the symbol of love.

The heart


How does a vampire refer to his sweetheart?

His ghoul-friend


Why did the man ask his wife for a map?

He got lost in her eyes


Why is it difficult to find handsome, sensitive, caring men?

They already have boyfriends


How do you spell a pretty girl with only two letters?



What happened when the man realized he was in love with his garden?

He wed his plants


What did the man with a broken leg say to his nurse?

I have a crutch on you


What do farmers give their wives on Valentine’s Day?

Hogs and Kisses


Why did Carbon marry Hydrogen?

The bonded so well


What did the Valentine card say to the stamp?

Stick with me, we’ll go places


Who has married hundreds but always been single?

A priest


What is the difference between love and marriage?

Love is a sweet dream, marriage is the alarm clock


Why did the woman fall for Dracula so quickly?

It was love at first bite


What are the three rings off marriage?

The engagement ring, the wedding ring and the suffering


What did the paperclip say to the magnet?

You are very attractive


What did the man say about his Korean girlfriend?

She was his Seoul mate


What did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine’s Day?

I am nuts about you


Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend?

She was not his taste


How do French chefs make you love them?

They butter you up


Did you hear about the romance in the tropical fish tank?

It was guppy love


What three words are said too much, yet not enough?

I love you


We would love it if you would share some of your riddles about love in the comments section.

52 thoughts on “Love Riddles

  1. Lol u guys make me laugh
    I showed all these and she read the first and told me 2 meet her in the bed
    And i was like ok give me a sec and she wanted pizza the hole time lol

  2. Here is a new riddle for you. It’s kinda similar to one up there, but it’s still meaningful:

    Q) Why is it so difficult to find a loving, caring, handsome guy?
    A) Because I already have him. <3

    Or vice-versa:

    Q) Why is it so difficult to find a loving, caring, beautiful lady?
    A) Because I already have her. <3

  3. SOOOOOo educational tho ……..EVEN tHO ITS ALL ABOUT LUV , its just fun i know nothing about love yet….so boiiiiii but i understand ….it was logic….THANKS ya’ll ….i love SCIENCE and LOGIC …..i ship them -SCIGIC or LOIENCE?….but SSSSSHHHHHIIIIIIPPPP!!!!!!!

  4. two cupple live to gether then the wife shot her husband put him under water for 10 minutes 6 minutes later the cupples hug how is that possible?

    anser she took a picture of him

  5. I KNOW these are great,I love all, taking them to a Valentine’s lucheon for a secret Valentine celebration. Thank you. I going to have a blast with these riddles.

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