Animal Riddles
Dogs have fleas. What do sheep have?
What color socks do bears wear?
What do you call a bird in winter?
What animal is bad to play cards with?
What do you call a grumpy cow?
What does an evil chicken lay?
Why are frogs always happy?
What do you call a deer with no legs?
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
What is a T. Rex’s favorite number?
How does a dog stop a video?
What animal grows down while it grows up?
How can you tell when there is an elephant in your sandwich?
What part of a fish weigh the most
What do you call a frog with no legs?
How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?
What do you give a sick horse?
The alphabet goes from A to Z. What goes from Z to A?
What key will not open any door?
Where do hamsters come from?
Two silk worms were in a race, who won?
Why did the pig want to become an actor?
What animal is the best at baseball?
Why be careful when it is raining cats and dogs?
How do snails fight?
What is more impressive than a talking dog?
What animal is best a keeping time?
What animal is out of bounds?
How do bees get to school?
What cats are good at bowling?
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
What do you call a cow with a sense of humor?
What bird can lift the most weight?
Why do you need a license for a dog and not a cat?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Where do Eskimos train their dogs?
What is the strongest creature in the sea?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
How did the toad die?
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
What do you call a dumb bunny?
What did the buffalo say to his son when he went on a business trip?
What do you call bears with no ears?
Please share your favorite animal riddles in the comments section.
Some of the riddles don’t make sense! But the rest are good. (They ones that are written wrong are not good either.)
What do cows read for breakfast?
A: the “moospaper”
What do sheep say when they are sheared?
A: “sheariously”?
I didnt get the deer one
neither did i
A cowboy when to a hotel he rode in on Friday he stayed for four nights but he rode out on friday . How is that possible?
His horses name is Friday
Awesome Awesome
The horse’s name was Friday.
Duh, his horses name is Friday, I have heard that one a billion times
His name is Friday
He came back then left
His horse name is Friday
Uhh he/she rode on the Friday before
The riddle said cowBOI not cowGURL
his horse was called Friday
Idk
his horses name was Friday
His horse name is Friday.
Comment B COZ IT WAS FOUR HOURS.
What animal always cheat? …………..………’ a Cheetah
Ha Ha!
Q what do dogs and trees have in common
A bark
I don’t know! keyboard A?
Q: Why couldn’t you hear the pterodactyl go to the toilet?
A: The ‘P’ is silent
LOL
Q: You have a gun with only one bullet and there are three vicious animals a beer, a jaguar and a lion. Which one are you going to shoot first?
A: Drink the beer, ride the jaguar and kill the lion. ( the beer they drink, the jaguar is a type of car and a lion is a animal).
Hahaha! this is funny.
Nice one HA HA HA
that good one ha ha ha
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye
A dinosaur because it only as one i
What do you call a dinosaur with its eyes replaced with a ant with a O?
A dontnosaur! (dont know, saur.)
What do you call a furry rabbit?
A hare!
I know, right
LOL!
What do you call a dear with no legs
No idear
How does a dog stop a video
By pressing the paws button
nice one
Haha!
Ya I liked that one two
So the couple left their house on wensday right
Ddinosaur are a tipe of species
Holly.
if a sheep wear white socks and a bird wears blue socks what did the bear wear?
A:bare feet
an in-vesti-gator ?
Nice one Holly
What do you call a dinosaur that honks?
A honkasauras.
Loved “What do you call an alligator in a vest
Q: A couple went to the Wild West on Friday and stayed two days.After those two days they left on Friday. How can this be???? + ??? = ???❤️???
A: Their horse’s name is Friday.?
they left on Friday the horse
that was a really good riddle
Q.what do you call a one eyed dinosaur
A. a doyouthinkhesarus
Q: one night, a king and a queen entered a castle the next morning the king and the queen left. who was left in the castle?
A: the knight
o yes
What animal is always safe while it crosses a road
Ans.Zebra crossing
There are 10 cats on a boat one jumps off how many are left?
None, 9 of them are copy cats
What lives partly in the air, and partly on land?
Birds.
Why be careful when it is raining cats and dogs? Cool riddle
no u reverse card
ANONYMOUS
eh? why